The Unauthorized Autobiography

cutlerish:

gwenfrankenstien:

[photograph: a deer with antlers that form a star of David.]

varlandgear:

YOUR ANTLERS ARE A STAR OF DAVID. 

Oh my goodness it’s like a mythical deer that appears to really good Jews or something. Like one day you step out into a clearing, just minding your own business and suddenly out it bounds. And it stops and stares right at you and as you meet it’s gaze it says “I enjoyed your discussion of that Midrash. Very insightful” and like that it’s gone. 

Oy! You don’t know from deers.

A Cervid of David? A star of Cervid. You know, If those were on a cow, it could be a STEER of David.

(Source: kawaiih0re)

labellefilleart:

The Spanish Shawl, Ruth Pratt Bobbs

allidoistalkandwant:

Emma Peel + Robocop + Equestrian Barbie in 1970s Moscow filtered through a Brave New World Instagram app on Ricardo Tisci’s Iphone = Givenchy Pre-Fall 2012.

ukehunt:

I was writing this song up today and wondered what headstock guy was thinking. I think this is the most likely candidate.

stilllifequickheart:

Christopher Stott

Anything Can Happen, Down the Road

2011

mrsemmapeel07:

I think I was quite daring. I was once escorted out of a restaurant because I was wearing a trouser suit. It wasn’t considered good breeding for a woman to go around in trousers after 6pm, especially in smart restaurants in bars such as the Connaught hotel, which served the best cocktails. - Diana Rigg

(Source: theuntucked)

blanddiva11:

blanddiva11:

Was going through a drawer today and found this set of 6 vintage coasters that I bought a million years ago, I think in Toronto at a second-hand shop.

Aren’t they adorable? The “records” are even grooved.

I wonder what they’d be worth? I’m not going to put them in my charity box. I would prefer someone to have them who would go nuts over them.

Some of you covet these. I’ve decided to gift them to whoever writes the best request. Your request must include at least one pun. Tag with #coasters.

My god! They’re simply divinyl! You’re right; I love the coasters. Are you sure you didn’t get them Down In Mexico? That’s enough Yakity Yak, or this post will have a record number of terrible jokes. Happy new beer!

xoxo

retrogasm:

Organize!

What I REALLY look like every day.