List 8 things you’ve done that most Tumblr folk have probably never done

1. Was hired to tap dance at some guy’s birthday party at the legion in a small town.

2. Had to sleep overnight in the back of a cube truck in one of Toronto’s sketchier parks to guard some lighting and sound gear.

3. Leapt out of a moving cab during a dispute with the driver.

4. Got lost while being chased by the cops in France but hid out in an alley until one of the people I was with finally found me.

5. Threw up in the lobby bathroom at the Fairmont Hotel in Maui.

6. Flew to Japan with a guy I met through Flickr, even though we didn’t meet in person until I got there. (Good news — I didn’t get internet murdered.)

7. Locked myself out of the theatre of which I was technical director and had to sleep under a bush until the box office opened the next morning.

8. Won a prestigious award for my high level of professionalism and proficiency in my career somehow.